ellimist:

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

"wearing black makes any human look 400% better"

(Source: kidhiu)

imawalkingtravestyy:

i just want all my secrets back, i don’t want anyone to know anything about me anymore.